10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd