10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977