10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio