10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "No river, no fish."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.