10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."