10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?