10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.