10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo