10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.