10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.