10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob