10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.