10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)