10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson