10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is for loners.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.