10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Welcome to kicker school
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak