10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"