10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- im going to 2 out you to death
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A