10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare