10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.