10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer