10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'