10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.