10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.