10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."