10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.