10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!