10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "No river, no fish."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth