10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is for loners.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --