10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike