10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT