10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--