10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is for loners.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth