10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.