10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.