10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain