10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is