10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Fold and live to fold again
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine