10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.