10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"