10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach