10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.