10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.