10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha