10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is for loners.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."