10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson