10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez