10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves