10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!