10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is for loners.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson